Desert months.

It is a two-hour drive from Dubai to Al Ain, Abu Dhabi. On either side of the lonely highway, you get seemingly endless views of…desert. And I mean, actual desert. Sing to the tune of “Arabian Nights” desert. Advertisements

Listen, B.

This is you from five years later. Yes, you made it. No, you’re not crazy. I’m here to tell you what life is like, but first, a few spoilers.